detox?

i did the master cleanse last week with some of my choice coworkers.

well... i tried. i really did. 

the master cleanse is a detox in which people only consume a mixture of lemon juice, water, maple syrup, and cayenne pepper. 

i think you're supposed to do it for 10 days. 

we aimed for 5. 

i quit* after 3. 

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*was obligated to resign because my mom came into town and wanted to take me out to dinner, lunch, ice cream, and other mother/daughter bonding experiences. can you blame me? look at the options.

 vs.

maybe the detox is overrated.